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Upload the evidence
Drop in your resume as a PDF. No tedious forms and no generic career quiz standing between you and the truth.
Your resume asked for honesty
Get roasted. Then get hired.
Upload your resume for a brutally funny AI critique, then turn every burn into a sharper, ATS-ready rewrite.
Free roast. No credit card. Useful feedback beneath the jokes.
Sample verdict
“Team player” is not an achievement. It is the minimum setting.
Savage, not shady.
What you can expect every time.
A free first roast
Feedback tied to real CV issues
No fake experience added
Roast → repair → apply
Career advice that refuses to whisper.
CV Savage turns the painful parts of resume editing into a short, memorable process—and keeps the useful bit after the punchline.
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Take the roast
AI calls out vague bullets, buzzword soup, weak structure, and the lines making recruiters quietly close the tab.
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Leave with a stronger CV
Unlock a practical rewrite with sharper achievements, cleaner formatting, and an ATS optimization score.
No subscription spiral
Laugh for free. Pay only for the fix.
The Roast
$0
See what your resume is doing wrong.
- AI-powered resume critique
- Witty, actionable callouts
- Share-ready roast result
The Comeback
$9
One fixed resume. No recurring fee.
- Everything in the free roast
- AI-generated resume rewrite
- ATS optimization score
- Sharper, evidence-led bullet points
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your CV has had it easy long enough
One upload. Zero sugar-coating.
Get the laugh, find the weak spots, and build a resume worth sending.